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CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning


TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.76/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


SEMANTICS -


TAGS: coffee cup
Rating: 4.52/5

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spacedog - February 13, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice one Haar.


ENERGY DRINKS -




FACEBOOK NEWSFEED -


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

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armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm
XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*


EARLY MORNING WARNING -


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.84/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:33 pm

I don't even have to say this anymore. Not. Ever. 5L


DUDE YOU'RE RIGHT - Cats do land on their feet


TAGS: dogs roof cats land feet
Rating: 4.87/5

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dizzie107c - April 20, 2012, 7:09 am
to funny
crankyhead - November 22, 2011, 12:54 am
5uperb
Reality Lord - November 21, 2011, 11:54 pm

lol...n1 budog and welcome to bear.
bear4lyfe - November 21, 2011, 9:51 pm
ROFL, this is priceles5. btw, hi all, been a stalker here for a long time, finally made an account.


EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




THIS IS MY CUP OF COFFEE -




COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!


TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?


~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!




STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !




FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.




INSTANT HUMAN - Just add coffee.




burn baby burn -


TAGS: howzat feel heh heh
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - November 17, 2013, 6:11 pm
When I listen carefully, I actually hear mine laughing at my feeble attempts! Big 5L belly laughs from the sumab****es.
spacedog - November 17, 2013, 11:59 am
Nice one. 5L
Reality Lord - November 17, 2013, 11:49 am

LOL5. oh yeah...this is epic!!!


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.56/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:02 pm
That's not terror... that dirty little eight-legged s**t is drinking MY COFFEE! SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE [email protected]**@rd! ...and next time, no cream, please.
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:58 pm
Perhaps "Start your Day with a cup of piss-in-your-pants terror!"?
vilnius - July 14, 2012, 10:20 am
great ph**o, but caption could have been better
makingplans4nigel - July 13, 2012, 9:31 pm
if i saw that in my cup it would be flying 100mph towards a wall followed by a grown man shirking cry


INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...




INOCULATTE -


TAGS: coffee intravenous energy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
Does this come in a Monster setup?
rerun - January 28, 2010, 7:11 pm

I could take coffee like this all day


STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.




MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


coffee -




CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!




STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.




THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM


TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Thx.
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

fantastic
Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm

nice


3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.




BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.




LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING - Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I really thought you already knew.


TAGS: feelings assumptions apologies
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2012, 12:48 am
Tee hee you guys are stupid...I was trying to say I was stupid!
CloudchaserS - July 6, 2012, 1:36 am
I think he was referring to how the reason why stupid people are stupid is because they don't realize and understand that they are so.
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:08 am
Um...what? ;)
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:14 pm
It's pointless to tell stupid people they're stupid. They don't know, they don't want to know, and they get all pissy when you inform them, the ingrates.


The answer is simple -


TAGS: coffee tea
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - November 11, 2016, 12:08 pm
Thanks, Cynic! Anything I put on this site is meant to be shared, inspire, used, or redone. Please DO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like this. I'm going to use it soon. ^


LOVE IS LIKE -


TAGS: it feels good liquid
Rating: 5/5

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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Lets just say... only when you're in jail.
calvin5040 - February 10, 2013, 10:32 pm
ELVIS??????


SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays


TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.49/5

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Silverheart - July 24, 2017, 8:39 am

The heaviest sun protection they could find!
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
Thanks
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
LOL.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
spf5
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L


Distress -


TAGS: at 18000 feet
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2015, 11:06 pm
Fantastic! 5L


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A h** one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to a**ign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


FETISH -


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels


HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE? -


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.


3 Feet = 1 Yard -


TAGS: mowing feet yard lawn quote
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:29 pm
Lord knows I couldn't wait to start driving so-badly, I looked forward to using the '57 Jacobsen Chief lawn-tractor at a young age. (I wasn't allowed a go-cart)
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:08 am
They need to make these things cut the lawn.


A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.


TAGS: make her feel good
Rating: 4.73/5

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holymoly - January 26, 2012, 5:22 pm
Great poster Spanko... even better advice.. I need to remember this one...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:50 pm
careful thogh, when she's too quiet, she's probably up to something that will cost you lol good post


BREASTFEEDING ROCKS -


TAGS: kids babies funny breasfeeding
Rating: 3.35/5

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ddh - September 17, 2009, 2:05 pm
great!


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


Time After Time -


TAGS: france surrender coffee usa creamer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - August 3, 2014, 10:54 pm
LMAO. Thank you for the very nice comments :)
lgvernon - August 3, 2014, 3:18 pm

Absolutely EPIC!
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 10:47 am
OH…MAN….a definite uptick in yer profound arsenal, GB. This one slays me. (aaand I just spit on myself)


STRATEGY -




COFFEE - Makes the universe better


TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.42/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months




EXPRESSING YOUR FEELINGS - Everybody has his own way to do it


TAGS: feelings
Rating: 4.11/5

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IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...


TAGS: bliss feeling ignorance snake bird
Rating: 4.28/5

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steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 2:40 am
I guess it's academic cuz I don't think the robin will be coming back anytime soon...
Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:34 am
As a minor quibble, that's an American snake, but a European robin... sorry!
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 1:53 am
Love this poster. Thinking a well timed sidekick could take out the diamondback.
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 7:57 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:56 pm
Especially when you're never quite sure when it will end teehee Nice 5L sir.


213 POSTS - Now that's tricky.


TAGS: tricky 213 posts feef
Rating: 1.44/5

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jim - September 25, 2008, 9:55 pm
wtf does this have 2 do with fire emblem? though anything having 2 do with FE is cool in my book.
WTF FTW HUH? - July 28, 2008, 12:13 am
wtf?


I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend


TAGS: have feeling grandma doesnt like
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...


LIZ VICIOUS COFFEE ADDICT -


TAGS: lizvicious aol ***y goth coffee
Rating: 3.67/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think this is the first time i've seen her with clothes on


happy feet -


TAGS: happy feet
Rating: 2.78/5

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LUCKY ME -




IMPATIENCE - I don't need cute faces or whipped cream, I JUST NEED MY COFFEE NOW ! UNDERSTAND?


TAGS: coffee blz
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - November 16, 2011, 5:48 am
LOL


COFFEE - Drink coffee, you can sleep when your dead.


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 3.78/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:47 pm
YOU'RE!!!!


COFFEE - You don't want to see him without his morning coffee




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: addicted committed vote like you really feel
Rating: 4.45/5

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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.


#1 COFFEE BENEFIT - KEEPS YOU FROM BEING A MORMON




LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."


TAGS: descarte philosophy coffee erudite humor
Rating: 4.13/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!


OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices




A COLD STETHOSCOPE - wakes you much better than a cup of coffee




BRUCE LEE - No think, Feel.


TAGS: bruce lee no think feel
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:09 am

lolz...and tru dat!


MATURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 3.69/5

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Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Fav'd 5L! Lesterman you have upped your game in a very big way the past couple of weeks! Keep it up.
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:29 am
Is that offset with S.H.I.T. - Special High Intensity Training?


GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs




COFFEE TIME ! - Please sit back and enjoy your coffee.


TAGS: coffee mug funny
Rating: 4.27/5

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MAGIC BEANS -




Java -


TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
I NEED THAT CUP!
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee percolate h** drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!


Go fa coffee -


TAGS: coffee caffeine addiction attitude
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - June 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks guys. I avoided the bad words and everything, but I guess "sounds like" put it on the adult side. I guess I know for next time. Glad you guys like it.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Man, dog, you managed to pack a bunch of stuff into this one. 5 WOOFs, easy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:37 pm
I think I'll email to an in-law that I know of "evil laugh."
Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:11 pm

Clever coloring of the EE in COFFEE. 5goodtothelas*drops


GUILTY! - Of course I feel guilty. But that's just my conscience. The rest of me is laughing my ass off because it'll be a while before you notice the hamster is missing.




SUCCESS -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.11/5

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Dude 4515 - March 11, 2010, 12:45 pm
the delicious conundrum of a motivational poster saying success is achieved by IGNORING motivational posters, an a demotivational way. BRILLIANT! 5L!
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:27 am
But...but...but...I like goofing off at work....


500! -


TAGS: cut feeling paper awesome
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


A GENTLEMAN -




EXHILARATION - Cherish the memories before they fade into oblivion.




California Law -


TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming h** coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the [email protected]? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned [email protected] was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... [email protected] is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the h** Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. h** Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLAs*drop)Ls


SILENT -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.48/5

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lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Ok, i was only kidding. Lmao. Just a piece of advice, Try to LISTEN, not everybody enjoys your loud comments OK, being SILENT could work wonders for you. I hope you are old enough to realize that. Have peace in your heart and a very nice day, my friend.
lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
yes treehodger. are you aware that race car spelled backwards is race car? better watch left and right before crossing the street. you might get hit by one.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Nice. Kind of old, but some people don't realize it. Did you know "Strap on" spelled backwards is "No parts"?
John R - March 13, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.. 5 big cats..
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
Wonderful poster Lester, 5Ls.
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:10 am
out freaking standing Sir! 5L!
GreyScorpion - March 12, 2010, 10:16 am
Gold!! 5L


TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.




NOSTALGIA - awareness that things were not so unbearable as they seemed


TAGS: feel blue
Rating: 4.25/5

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GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 8:25 pm
nice, 5L


ANN'S NEW TEA SET -


TAGS: it s why i drink coffee
Rating: 4.22/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:28 pm
Then again, when you're drunk on your a**, any idea is a good idea!!!
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:26 pm
I should also thank Double D (or just Dee) for this Idea...
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:21 pm
Funny thing Phy....I don't have any kids, just 28 nieces and nephews
phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm
5L...but how did you know what goes on in my house?


GIVE ME COFFEE -




CUP SIZE -


TAGS: coffee cups
Rating: 3.68/5

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djinnyf - March 26, 2011, 8:48 am
Good one! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
You're just looking for the cheapest option.
rerun - January 25, 2011, 6:44 pm

I don't know....I still think they are plastic.....
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 6:40 pm
With the proper lighting angle one CAN make the shadow of coffee cups look like...well, you can see it. You can tell from where the light is hitting the handle of the cup that the picture is legit.
rerun - January 25, 2011, 6:29 pm

gotta be fake
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 10:38 am
Excellent pic and caption. 5 oh yeah babies!!


LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous


TAGS: life love feel woman plane sky
Rating: 3.53/5

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hypn0x - October 4, 2009, 5:11 am
but also less epic


OLD EXPRESSIONS -


TAGS: expressions gloves feet shoes
Rating: 3.39/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:39 am
*Inserts classical witty comment here too* Awe, did I kill the funny? Lol.
RON - October 20, 2009, 9:45 pm
LOL !!!!
agdaniele - October 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
Finally, you can get your balls juggled from the doggie position!


LINEMEN -


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though


FEEDING THE KITTY - You're doing it wrong!


TAGS: cat feeding
Rating: 2.11/5

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RnR - August 11, 2008, 2:38 pm
on top of it all... nobody has a tiled floor like that anymore... and the wall and radiator are plain dirty and rotting
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 12:46 pm
Why would you waste everybodys' time/bandwidth and post this?


Get Up 'N Go -


TAGS: norning coffee pot going enemas
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:02 am
In other words mizzdizz...you enjoyed that morning coffee huh?
MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:00 am
Now ya done gone and made me feel doubly honoured! Referencing my work/words with the likes of Greeny and knowing that you're kacking yourself!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:58 pm
Sod, good to know it's on your screen and not in your pants my old friend! Thanks for the vote.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:00 pm
Once again, I am taking advantage of the portability of my laptop--- we won't discuss the results of laughing that hard, that suddenly as it would be highly inappropriate, even here! LOL!
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:46 am
I haven’t kacked like this since Greeny’s ‘female claim to childbirth pain’ 5L/fav
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:45 am
In other news; atomized coffee creates an unusual hand rubbed patina
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:44 am
This just in; h** beverages travel at a much faster rate of speed upon exiting the esophagus once mixed with a sudden rush of oxygen.
Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:18 am
...and now, I have coffee on my screen. 5L.


Gotta Know -


TAGS: sleep feelings refreshed bed day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


when your coffee attacks, -


TAGS: monday blackcat killer coffee
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
LOL! True, true!
Silverheart - March 30, 2015, 6:07 pm

When your coffee is strong enough to fight back, then you KNOW it's just strong enough!


BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.


TAGS: guilty conscience feelings
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


LATTE HOMICIDAL TENDENCIES -




SHE STANDS ALONE -


TAGS: bride wedding alone sad feeling
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.


Caffeine -


TAGS: coffee is life
Rating: 4.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2013, 1:11 am
Lol, looks like a few people I know.


THERE ARE THINGS -




PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.




COURAGE -


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm
Brilliant.


MOON BEAMS - Fear ringed by doubt is my eternal moon.




FEELINGS - STOP SAYING "I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL" HOW CAN ANYONE KNOW HOW ANOTHER FEELS?:


TAGS: feelings
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bizy - February 1, 2012, 8:54 pm
There is a slight possibility that what one person is going through another has been down that road previously, hence the saying "I know how you feel"


SOMETIMES - Simply translates to one week every month !!


TAGS: pirhanas feet translates sometimes pms
Rating: 5/5

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MustyK - March 24, 2012, 6:35 am
Cheers Carebear. (o:
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)


REMORSE -


TAGS: feeling bad over something good
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am

Thanks!~~
dy2012 - May 5, 2012, 1:53 am
nice


GOALS -




POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee road life guinness
Rating: 4.37/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 4:03 am
Whatever work for ya man! C affine, Beer... 5 Liters!


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